Rumors, Rumors, Rumors...

Fidel Castro dead? Barry Bonds to be indicted?

Well, couldn't happen to two sweeter guys...

I'll greet Castro's death as I greeted that of Zarqawi - gleefully. But what I can't wait to see is what happens when Castro dies - be it tonight or some happy day in the future. How many thousands of Cubans and Cuban ex-patriates are sitting breathlessly with their weapons, waiting for confirmation of the rumor? How many boats are sitting in Miami harbor, waiting to head to Havana at the drop of a hat? How many Venezuelan troops are ready to fly to Havana - in some sort of bizarro Monroe Doctrine - to ensure that no democracy takes root.

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