Castro Dodging the Reaper

It appears that the news of Fidel Castro's surgery last night led to unfouded hopes. It seems that Castro's trip to Hades is delayed just a little longer, and that I'm not the only one who got ahead of the news cycle.

Ever since the first reports arrived suggesting that Castro's end might be near, I've been thinking of Monty Python's dead parrot. I've decided not to wait for the news that Castro is dead to post it.



I guess Castro didn't have the salmon mousse...

And for what it's worth, Castro's padwan Hugo Chavez is worried about him as well.

And lastly, Scrappleface picks up on the dark horse candidate to succeed Castro.

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