Sign of the Apocalypse

A 50-foot tall statue of Michael Jackson may be going up in the desert outside Las Vegas:

Consultant MIKE LUCKMAN of Luckman Van Pier, tells the New York Daily News, "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it's old school."

Forget Iraq. If THIS happens on the Democratic watch, they lose Congress next year. After all, Harry Reid IS the Majority Leader. He better use that power where it'll do some good.